Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Enemies Among Us - May 2010

From what I have been able to follow, and it sure is difficult, Govenor Chip Majors (James DuMont) hopes to be the running mate for presidential candidate Senator Edmonds (Steven Bauer) At the motel where a campaign party is taking place at he meets a prostitute arranged for him upstairs in one of the rooms at the hotel. She took money to assassinate him and after getting information from her he strangles her.

He offers his two security guards 4 million dollars to keep it hush so it doesn't ruin his white house chances and his marriage. Devin (played by Griffin Hood) needs the money to help his sister whose husband is out of work, with 2 twins and a lump found on her breast with no insurance. The other guard Thomas Cobbs (Eric Roberts) just wants it cause he is dirty and wants the money. Cobbs extracts info from his CIA ex wife Gloria (Robin Givens) on the vice candidate.

Billy Zane plays Intelligence agent Graham who unearths a plot to take out the candidates

Monday, January 10, 2011

Easy A - Sept 2010

Olive (played by Emma Stone) is a nobody at school except to her best friend Rhianna (played by Alyson Michalka) Rhi invites her to go camping her family one weekend and Olive doesn't want to. She can't stand Rhi's crazy family so she makes up the excuse that she has a date. After the weekend she accidently puts the idea into Rhi's head that she lost her virginity over the weekend and doesn't really care. Marianne, (Amanda Byne) A holy rolling bible thumper was in one of the bathroom stalls as they talked and over heard. She spreads it to everyone.

Olive then does a favor for a gay friend and sets a stage to look like they had sex which gains her a bad reputation and soon everyone is paying her to say she had sex with them. They are reading the Scarlet Letter at school and since she is being treated in like manner she sews a red A on her outfits and runs with it.

Dinner for Schmucks - July 2010

Tim ( Paul Rudd) wants to climb the corporate ladder at work to have a higher position with better pay and a better office on the coveted 7th floor. Part of the reason is because he wants to be worthy of his girlfriend, Julie (Stephanie Szostak), who he keeps asking to marry him but she feels is not the right time. She is successful museum owner in her own right doing a job with a very successful and very handsome artist named Kieren ( Jemaine Clement)

Getting on the good side of his bosses by securing a successful rich guy's business (The Swedish Mueller, played by David Williams) he gets invited to his boss Lance's (Bruce Greenwood) monthly dinner where he must bring a talented idiot so they can make fun of them and reward the best idiot. Tim of course has a car accident on his way home and meets none other than Barry (played by Steve Carroll)who makes art scenes with dead stuffed mice.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Detention - Jan 2010

In 1976 a group of kids went down into the boiler room of their school to steal some of the things in boxes being kept in storage down there. Gabriel (Greg Mikurak), who had the hots for one of his friend's exgirlfriends was locked into the heating vent and warned away from her by the friend. While he was locked in there lightning hit the school traveled the system and set the boy on fire. It was ruled an accident, a prank gone bad, and the others were not punished.

Fast forward to present day. Those kids are all grown up and now have high school kids of their own who wind up in detention together. The coach in head of detention (Coach Litic played by Thomas Calabro) disappears and the students are locked in the detention room when they begin to see the ghosts out for revenge against their parents by killing them.

Principal Hoskins is played by the late David Carradine, T-loc by Lil J, Mimi by Rachel Sterling, Sara by Zelda Williams, Sam by Michael Mitchell, Paul by Preston Jones, Jackson by Black Thomas, Lisa by Maitland McConnell, Ms Cipher by Alexa Jago, Rachel by Katie Condidorio, and Brad by Anthony Chute

Dantes Inferno - December 2010

In cartoon form, Dante goes off to war in the Crusades after proposing to his lady before leaving. On return he is surrounded by wild maneating beasts and has the premonition that something happened on his estate where his family and his betrothed live. Hurrying to his home he finds his family and his servants slaughtered. His woman, Beatrice is yet alive long enough to speak to but then she too passes on and as he watches demons arise from the ground and steal her soul as it flights to heaven, dragging it down into the depths of hell.

He gives chase and follows them into hell in the ultimate rescuse attempt, traveling through the various stages and levels of hell seeing the untold horrors in the name of love.

voice overs:

Dante - Eric Roberts
Beatrice -Jenn Gotzon
Virgil - Vincent Spano
Francesca - helene Cardona
Fury - Nia Pebbles
Count Ugolino - Jose Rosete
Vanni Fucci - Chris Muto

Centurion - August 2010 (April in Greece)

In a time when the Roman legions tried to take over the north england and Ireland (where we spanked their ass and sent them home -- grins to my Italian husband from his Irish wife) The Picts attack stealthily and on one run captured a Centurion. The Picts attack a post and the lonely survivor was taken captive and tortured in an attempt to extract information. His name is Quintas Dias (played by Michael Fassbender.) Right as he is to be executed he is rescued by another group of soldiers, the 9th legion, marching in that direction. He is extremely angry and vengeful and joins the group under the General Virilus (played by Dominic West)
When the general is taken after a battle which left only a handful of soliders alive, and after watching several captives be slain by the lovely warrioress Etaine (played by Olga Kurylenko) they launch a rescue attempt which fails leaving Quintas in charge of the legion. After killing the king's young son the chase is on, trying to get home with the Picts hot on their ass for revenge.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

CA$H - April 2010

Sam (Chris Hemsworth) and Leslie (Victoria Profeta) Phelan are flat broke in a bad economy with the bank breathing down their neck for their mortgage payment under threat of forclosure when Sam has a caseful of money thrown onto his car as he is driving under a bridge by a criminal element who tosses the money away right before getting caught and arrested. Using the money to pay their bill they go on a shopping spree to buy buy and buy while Pyke Kubic (Sean Bean) seeks for them. After he finds them they run around trying to get the money back.

When they get all they can from where they stashed it, barring what they spent, they are then forced to rob banks and corner stores to return the money.

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer - April 2010

Arthur (played by ), Natalie (played by Abigail Victor) and Tim(played by Ryan Bradley Norris) are fantasy lovers who enjoy collecting game cards very similar to pokemon and yu gi oh. They also roleplay while exploring the sewer system. Arthur is also experienced problems at home as his mom Laura (Lea Thompson) and his dad Art (Andrew Lauer) and future stepmom Annie ( Amy Pietz) are going through a custody battle. The principal of Arthur's school, Mrs. Metz (Wendy Malick) sides with dad as Laura actively defends her son against Metz's son who is a bully.

Bart is a blue goblin who lives in the sewers held slave by a dragon (Bart played by Burt Sellers) He is about the same age as the kids and he rescues Arthur when Arthur goes down alone and is followed by the bullies. They befriend either other. They discovered that an orange potion not listed in their game cards is a transfiguration potion allowing the dragon to take the shape of anything or anyone else. So they now try to figure out who the dragon is before it takes over the world and wrecks destruction on all.

Abandoned - August 2010

Mary Walsh (played by the late Brittany Murphy) drops her boyfriend, Kevin Peterson (played by Dean Cain) off at the hospital where he is going to have orthopedic surgery. She parks the car then joins him in his room to see him off. When booted from the room so the nurse can prep the patient she is told it will be an hour so she goes downstairs and has breakfast. On finishing she goes back up to wait and after several hours finally approaches the desk where she learns there is no record of anybody checking in with that name and the doctor supposed to do the surgery is on vacation. The nurse who was to prep her, there is no such employee with that name.

She gets a detective involved who searches around and questions employees but is unable to find anyone who has seen him. After discovering she is on antidepressants they begin to think she is having a bout of nuttiness and force her talk to a psychologist who deems her crazy and places her under a involuntary 72 hour observation for mental illness. she has to try to prove she is not nuts and save her man after receiving a ransom demand